• "I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend" - Barf, John Candy (Spaceballs)
• "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
• "Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor
• "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain
• "Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog." - Mark Twain, speech, 11/23/1900.
• "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock." - Unknown
• "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley
• "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera
• "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." - Josh Billings

inch	Neck	Chest	length of this goods
XS	7	11	6
S	8.5	13.5	8
M	10.5	15.5	10
L	13	17.5	12
XL	14.5	19.5	13.5